Inspired by the awesome article – http://www.health.com/eczema/eczema-what-not-to-say as eczema is a very frustrating condition!!!
1) Is it contagious?
2) At least its not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYZdTd-a8Ws
3) OMG! Were you in a fire? What Happened?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH-QwK4v0ZI
4) You should start using antibacterial soap
5) Have you tried this medicine?
This article is hilarious and I’d advice you to take a look (Source) – http://www.health.com/eczema/eczema-what-not-to-say